We could not believe it when we came across this product, but yes it exists. The carbon filter, based on chemical warfare protective suit technology, is strategically placed, and will neutralize any offending odors. The company claims to be able to filter flatulence that is 200 times the average emission. Um, okay. How did they determine the average toot emission? No clue.
Since we are on the lookout for stocking stuffers, specifically aimed at men, we thought this was worth bringing to your attention, as it may be more of a gift for yourself if he wears these, right? Unfortunately, the ability to block sound has yet to be invented, but we’re hoping that feature will be added soon.
And, ladies, if this is a problem you suffer from, never fear, as they make these for women as well. (Hey, we all have our moments, right? Game of turtle anyone?)
Jokes aside, this is a real issue for some people, so we sincerely hope this helps some of you,
“Shreddies flatulence filtering underwear features a ‘Zorflex’ activated carbon back panel that absorbs all flatulence odors. Due to its highly porous nature, the odor vapors become trapped and neutralized by the cloth, which is then reactivated by simply washing the garment.” –Shreddies website
Now, we just need someone to make these for dogs and life will surely get better.
Our own Kaki, who writes for SB in Atlanta, quipped, “Now, if they could only come up with a fragrant compatible insert so that the family room would begin to smell of “cinnamon spice” or “harvest apple” during football season …”
Really, what more could we add to today’s post? This is a product to ponder. Do you buy it? Thinking maybe.
Apparently this English company is getting most of its orders from America right now. Must be the GMO foods. They are easy to blame, so let’s add extra tooting to the list of reasons why they are bad.
To find out more, or to place your order, see their website: myshreddies.com