Our guest blogger today is Angry Denim (we can call her Addie). She is angry at what has been done to her over the past few years in fashion and she needs to sounds off. OK, Addie, the post is all yours!
With some of the torturous denim designs available today, I’m surprised I’m not not turning pink with embarrassment right there on the shelves at various boutiques. Why is it that when it comes to bad pants, the biggest offenders are those made from denim? While I admit I am enjoying the elevated status denim is enjoying, these designers need to know that I still want class. Sure, I can be tough, rocker, hippie, preppy, and utilitarian… but used as a diaper? Yes, my status hit a new low with the denim Huggies diaper:
Did they really say “I poo in blue?”
Well, let’s expand the “poo in blue” category to include the following:
And, if you are going to continue to call me a pair of jeans, and I’m not stitched with thread made from actual gold, don’t slap a $795 price tag on me.
And, to step away from jeans for a sec, who thought to use me on Uggs?
So, denim lovers of the world please know that I, the one true wonder fabric called denim, am truly sorry that sometimes you are confused as to what the heck these designers are doing to me. I hope all this fuss dies down soon and I can just go back to being the ultra cool thing you have always loved.
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