Disgusting. Vile. Scary as hell. That’s how describe the first subject of this post.
Nasty. Pest. Eats my cashmere every winter. That’s how I describe the second subject of this post.
Allow me to introduce the perpetrators:
Subject One: The Snake
How something with no arms and no legs can scare me to death is beyond logic. Hate them. Hate going to the reptile house at the zoo. Could barely Google these pictures of real snakes. But now….like them in decor. In fact, so many cute snake knick-knacks have been popping up lately. I might, in fact, buy something with a snake on it. I have always loved snakeskin: shoes, bags, wallets. But that, my friends, is because that snake was dead. Now, the trend is moving beyond just snakeskin accessories and into snakes as decoration.
I was at Scout, loving their greeting cards, and look around and see so many cute snakes. Snake salt and pepper shakers, snake vase, snake prints in a snakeskin frame. Eve listened; will you???